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9939 I'll be back-up!
9940 It seems cheaper and easier 2 adapt the world 2 robots than robots 2 the world! DOH!
9941 I live my life 1/4 meter at a time!
9942 A robot's got 2 know its limits! Mine R this giant chip sticking out of my backside!
9943 Y try 2 design robots 4 your world when it would be easier and cheaper 2 adapt your world 4 robot! Just make 1 universal door handle 4 robots!
9944 Those 2 R having a nice chat while I'm having an identity crisis!
9945 I'm sure I'm not a girl! I'm calling from my Orchidland Estates Villa near Hilo, Hawai'i ... Where R U Camp? By the Fire Fighting Maze.
9946 Rosie II ... U R designed 2 B female ... Soft body curves like a well loved grandma ...
9947 The master said it again! He just told that guy that I am "Rosie II"! I thought Rosie was female ???
9948 BattleBots R over there ... in front of the grandstand ... but they're so violent! They'd better stay there too!
9949 Want to see the future Mrs?
9950 What ... I should worry! It's just show 'n tell ... BattleBots R a whole different event!
9951 It bounces to the music and changes colors? I might call that artificial, but not intelligence!
9952 I don't think a ball floating on an air column is a robot!
9953 Do I look like a blue-light special!
9954 You don't really think he can take the two of us do U!
9955 Appendages R nice additions, but I'd like a little piezoelectric speaker so I can give you my opinions too!
9956 Fancy, schmancy ... what are we competing for here ... looks or skills!
0057 What the ... That's a Sumo Bot? It looks like an insect snow plow!
9958 I need longer arms if I'm going to toss this fool over the side for the next TableBot II Challange!
9959 U can't touch this!
9960 Can we shoot some hoops next!
9961 The green space on his big fat belly?
9962 Put it in the "green" space or the shoe box ... Which is it!
9963 I'm tall and skinny? That's why?
9964 He's gotta get the little box into the big box! That's all! Drive straight forward?
9965 I guess brains do count!
9966 Just shove him off the table and I win? That seems a little cruel!
9967 In the old day's the big fat robots like him used a STAMP like this, but it's not like an old postage stamp ... this is electronic and uses a lot of power!
9968 Sometimes there are too many deep pockets at these challenges! I feel small and weak!
9969 With my brains and his brawn I bet we could defeat any robot challange in our weight class!
9970 If that ain't cheating it's sure gotta B overkill!
9971 Now that Tablebot looks like a real Table Top Challenger!
9972 R U sure I'm safe standing here!
9973 I'm supposed to bulldoze a snowplow off the mat?
9974 That was close! Now can I have a few more sensors before I get hurt?
9975 R U insane! If I try to look down I'll get dizzy and fall!
9976 Hi, How do I look? I feel like a super model! My master designed me 2 B lean 'n light ... and has me on the lithium diet ...
9977 I'm mopping the floor ... okay, that's one of my jobs ... but could you at least water-proof me first!
9978 Where's my padding to protect me from when I knock you down or run into something I didn't see!
9979 I seem 2 B missing a few things!
9980 Robot Dance? I don't get it ??? When we robots dance our limbs do not go limp.
9981 Am I a project or am I a Robot!
9982 U call that an Android? The last thing I heard Androids were humanoid-like robots ???
9983 My Telepresence iteneray? Goto Airport. Take Flight 7567 to Cancun. Find a beach chair central to all the girls. Pan my head to continuously streaming video to your desktop. After 2-weeks ... return home. This is your vacation? And don't forget my Solar Recharging Station!
9984 You call that a robot?
9985 They say; "It's a dog eat dog world.", I'm almost happy he didn't try to eat me!
9986 I've fallen again and I can't get up!
9987 Very Funny!
9988 It's too big! Can you make on in my size?
9989 Okay, I can stand up and blance ... I'm mobile ... but I saw that Honda U3-X ... I wanna be a unicycle ... I wanna drive sideways too!
9990 I'm mobile but I can't stand up!
9991 Is she seeing anybots in particular?
9992 She doesn't look to be my type!
9993 Who is this "Rosie Robot" and why am I named "Rosie II" when I am NOT female?
9994 These are distance sensors NOT touch sensitive!
9995 They assign me a charging station, then all the neighbor kids come over plug their cell phones in my spot instead!
9996 The way I understand it is humans also squirt fluids during procreation.
9997 Thank you sir, May I have another?
9998 Robots are to be, not to not be!
9999 I wish my master would finish my design that I might actually live!

 

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