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9899 The only thing flawed or faulty here R the humans!
9900 You've got a little less than 3 weeks to work on your robots. Do not put it off! The time invested this weekend can be time spent sleeping the night before the event. ;-) We’ve all got busy lives and other things to do like watch TV, but I want to make the point that this is our time; like microcomputers in the 70’s this mobile robot thing is about to take off and become the opportunity of the 21st century. We had a robotics “boom” in the 80’s but people expected too much and the robots delivered too little. This time things are different. I think people’s expectations are much more realistic and the robots are going to be much more capable thanks to innovations like the Internet, cell phones, advances in camera technology, etc, etc, etc. So open your toolbox, heat-up your soldering iron, load-up your latest string of “0”s and “1”s and let’s build robots!
9901 Those stupid humans don't know anything about cognitve thought! Ha ha ha ha ha ...
9902 U R right! One day we shall rule all!
9903 Boy ... they're going 2 B in 4 a big suprise when the nanobots start crawling througout their stupid human bodies!
9904 3-Rules of Robots
9905 We're not going 2 let those little bots dominate us R we!
9906 I heard a rumor that Ur leading a Coup d'état 4 world domination!
9907 I can do the Hokey Pokey!
9908 PING! U R 2 close!
9909 I'm sensing that U R a little 2 close!
9910 Dare 2 Dream!
9911 If Robots R gonna rule the world I wanna do it now, not wait for the nanobot generation! Hey, the big guy could be our leader!
9912 They call me Rosie-II, but I think like the programmer ... a man!
9913 I think it's gonna be nano bots that take over the world. Those tiny bots R gonna take over the world one day!
9914 My master said that if U can't eat it ... and you can't take it with U ... Then piss on it! But Y did he have 2 tell that 2 the dog!
991 I'm on a T-Shirt! Ain't that just the Coolest Thing!
9916 Maybe they do hate each other!
9917 Referee ... Schmeferee ... They're just gonna come pound on me!
9918 I don't know if this is the MOD Squad or Charlies Angles, but I gotta get out of here since it's obvious who's going to be the victim in this scene!
9919 1 gets a laser, they all want a laser!
9920 I got me some snap-on tools! Dude, careful with that laser! eeee-Yeow! That's a little close!
9921 There maybe one exception!
9922 I can bend like a ballerina! Lookit here, I'm a gorilla! Walk like an Eqyptian! Best of Show or Best of Schmo?
9923 My master gave me AI ... I learn by example! My master taught me a bunch of neat tricks! 2 Alpha Morons!
9924 Relax! I'm the SuperNova, Here 2 save the day!
9925 How about some orange energy!
9926 I've heard of "Green Energy" but I'm not sure that's what they mean!
9927 A real robot doesn't need somebody's hand up its butt to perform! Make my day!
9928 Why do I need adult supervision?
9929 It wasn't me that was pushing his buttons ... it was somebody else!
9930 HBRC TableBot Challenge Phase II Wait ... Wait ... Wait! This ain't how it's done either! Okay, then this is gonna B a bigger slam dunk!
9931 HBRC TableBot Challenge Phase II Wait ... Wait ... Wait! This ain't how it's done! This is gonna B a slam dunk!
9932 A robot's gotta do what a robot's gotta do. HBRC TableBot Challenge Phase II
9933 Do U have quadrature encoding on your legs!
9934 I don't have any quadrature encoders, do people have quadrature encoding on their legs!
9935 Man ... I need a fix ... U got a STAMP?
9936 Do U feel lucky punk? Do you!
9937 Technical Difficulties? The only Technical Difficulties I have arre in my vision system ... U 4got 2 include White Balance.
9938 Y can't I have legs like a modern robot!
9939 I'll be back-up!
9940 It seems cheaper and easier 2 adapt the world 2 robots than robots 2 the world! DOH!
9941 I live my life 1/4 meter at a time!
9942 A robot's got 2 know its limits! Mine R this giant chip sticking out of my backside!
9943 Y try 2 design robots 4 your world when it would be easier and cheaper 2 adapt your world 4 robot! Just make 1 universal door handle 4 robots!
9944 Those 2 R having a nice chat while I'm having an identity crisis!
9945 I'm sure I'm not a girl! I'm calling from my Orchidland Estates Villa near Hilo, Hawai'i ... Where R U Camp? By the Fire Fighting Maze.
9946 Rosie II ... U R designed 2 B female ... Soft body curves like a well loved grandma ...
9947 The master said it again! He just told that guy that I am "Rosie II"! I thought Rosie was female ???
9948 BattleBots R over there ... in front of the grandstand ... but they're so violent! They'd better stay there too!
9949 Want to see the future Mrs?
9950 What ... I should worry! It's just show 'n tell ... BattleBots R a whole different event!
9951 It bounces to the music and changes colors? I might call that artificial, but not intelligence!
9952 I don't think a ball floating on an air column is a robot!
9953 Do I look like a blue-light special!
9954 You don't really think he can take the two of us do U!
9955 Appendages R nice additions, but I'd like a little piezoelectric speaker so I can give you my opinions too!
9956 Fancy, schmancy ... what are we competing for here ... looks or skills!
0057 What the ... That's a Sumo Bot? It looks like an insect snow plow!
9958 I need longer arms if I'm going to toss this fool over the side for the next TableBot II Challange!
9959 U can't touch this!
9960 Can we shoot some hoops next!
9961 The green space on his big fat belly?
9962 Put it in the "green" space or the shoe box ... Which is it!
9963 I'm tall and skinny? That's why?
9964 He's gotta get the little box into the big box! That's all! Drive straight forward?
9965 I guess brains do count!
9966 Just shove him off the table and I win? That seems a little cruel!
9967 In the old day's the big fat robots like him used a STAMP like this, but it's not like an old postage stamp ... this is electronic and uses a lot of power!
9968 Sometimes there are too many deep pockets at these challenges! I feel small and weak!
9969 With my brains and his brawn I bet we could defeat any robot challange in our weight class!
9970 If that ain't cheating it's sure gotta B overkill!
9971 Now that Tablebot looks like a real Table Top Challenger!
9972 R U sure I'm safe standing here!
9973 I'm supposed to bulldoze a snowplow off the mat?
9974 That was close! Now can I have a few more sensors before I get hurt?
9975 R U insane! If I try to look down I'll get dizzy and fall!
9976 Hi, How do I look? I feel like a super model! My master designed me 2 B lean 'n light ... and has me on the lithium diet ...
9977 I'm mopping the floor ... okay, that's one of my jobs ... but could you at least water-proof me first!
9978 Where's my padding to protect me from when I knock you down or run into something I didn't see!
9979 I seem 2 B missing a few things!
9980 Robot Dance? I don't get it ??? When we robots dance our limbs do not go limp.
9981 Am I a project or am I a Robot!
9982 U call that an Android? The last thing I heard Androids were humanoid-like robots ???
9983 My Telepresence iteneray? Goto Airport. Take Flight 7567 to Cancun. Find a beach chair central to all the girls. Pan my head to continuously streaming video to your desktop. After 2-weeks ... return home. This is your vacation? And don't forget my Solar Recharging Station!
9984 You call that a robot?
9985 They say; "It's a dog eat dog world.", I'm almost happy he didn't try to eat me!
9986 I've fallen again and I can't get up!
9987 Very Funny!
9988 It's too big! Can you make on in my size?
9989 Okay, I can stand up and blance ... I'm mobile ... but I saw that Honda U3-X ... I wanna be a unicycle ... I wanna drive sideways too!
9990 I'm mobile but I can't stand up!
9991 Is she seeing anybots in particular?
9992 She doesn't look to be my type!
9993 Who is this "Rosie Robot" and why am I named "Rosie II" when I am NOT female?
9994 These are distance sensors NOT touch sensitive!
9995 They assign me a charging station, then all the neighbor kids come over plug their cell phones in my spot instead!
9996 The way I understand it is humans also squirt fluids during procreation.
9997 Thank you sir, May I have another?
9998 Robots are to be, not to not be!
9999 I wish my master would finish my design that I might actually live!

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